Following a Bot I ended up in UK chat...

guerrillakingx (10:06:43 PM): hello
gift4me007 (10:07:00 PM): how are u doing
guerrillakingx (10:07:23 PM): excellent
gift4me007 (10:07:29 PM): thats good
gift4me007 (10:07:31 PM): asl plz?
guerrillakingx (10:07:46 PM): 35
guerrillakingx (10:07:48 PM): King
guerrillakingx (10:07:52 PM): Honolulu
gift4me007 (10:08:09 PM): which country?
guerrillakingx (10:08:27 PM): Hawai'i
guerrillakingx (10:08:32 PM): USA
gift4me007 (10:08:37 PM): ok
gift4me007 (10:08:42 PM): so how are u doing
guerrillakingx (10:08:46 PM): good
guerrillakingx (10:08:49 PM): writing
guerrillakingx (10:09:05 PM): www.undeadwords.blogspot.com
gift4me007 (10:09:38 PM): what do u want me to check there?
guerrillakingx (10:09:54 PM): if you like
guerrillakingx (10:10:13 PM): It is my journal and rant site
gift4me007 (10:13:37 PM): really?
gift4me007 (10:13:42 PM): is ur pics there?
guerrillakingx (10:13:49 PM): not yet
guerrillakingx (10:14:00 PM): I have one to the right
guerrillakingx (10:14:04 PM): there
gift4me007 (10:14:38 PM): ok
guerrillakingx (10:14:50 PM): you?
gift4me007 (10:14:55 PM): u putting on scarf right?
guerrillakingx (10:14:56 PM): pics?
guerrillakingx (10:15:00 PM): ya
gift4me007 (10:15:32 PM): can u send it to my mail box
gift4me007 (10:15:38 PM): and i will reply with mine'
guerrillakingx (10:15:55 PM): I think so...
gift4me007 (10:17:47 PM): give me ur e-mail address so i can forward it there
guerrillakingx (10:18:47 PM): darksevier@yahoo.com
gift4me007 (10:20:07 PM): ok
gift4me007 (10:20:09 PM): hold on
gift4me007 (10:27:44 PM): it has been sent
gift4me007 (10:27:46 PM): ok
guerrillakingx (10:29:16 PM): no show yet
gift4me007 (10:29:37 PM): check ur mail box
guerrillakingx (10:29:43 PM): Just did
gift4me007 (10:30:02 PM): check it again
gift4me007 (10:30:06 PM): cos i sent it
guerrillakingx (10:30:11 PM): ok
guerrillakingx (10:31:18 PM): no
guerrillakingx (10:31:24 PM): no show yet
gift4me007 (10:31:38 PM): u didn't see it?
guerrillakingx (10:31:53 PM): no show yet
gift4me007 (10:32:29 PM): u will get it soon
gift4me007 (10:32:33 PM): k
guerrillakingx (10:32:47 PM): ok
guerrillakingx (10:32:52 PM): so
guerrillakingx (10:33:05 PM): what's up with you?
gift4me007 (10:33:20 PM): just doing fine
gift4me007 (10:33:28 PM): what are u doing 4 living
guerrillakingx (10:33:50 PM): Tree nursury
gift4me007 (10:34:12 PM): what kind of tree?
guerrillakingx (10:34:36 PM): Local hybreds
guerrillakingx (10:34:42 PM): Rainbow shower
guerrillakingx (10:34:55 PM): Hong Kong Orchid
guerrillakingx (10:35:03 PM): Pua kenikeni
gift4me007 (10:35:27 PM): and u make money from that
gift4me007 (10:35:30 PM): right?
guerrillakingx (10:35:49 PM): ya
gift4me007 (10:36:15 PM): u married?
guerrillakingx (10:37:16 PM): no
gift4me007 (10:37:34 PM): u stay alone?
guerrillakingx (10:38:18 PM): ya
gift4me007 (10:38:46 PM): ok
gift4me007 (10:38:52 PM): so what do u like doing
guerrillakingx (10:39:05 PM): well,
guerrillakingx (10:39:09 PM): what realm?
guerrillakingx (10:39:13 PM): I write
guerrillakingx (10:39:32 PM): Perform spoken word with music
guerrillakingx (10:39:42 PM): grow plants
gift4me007 (10:39:57 PM): ok
guerrillakingx (10:40:30 PM): There's more, but, we hardly know each other...
gift4me007 (10:40:45 PM): so u can't tell me now
gift4me007 (10:40:49 PM): untill when?
guerrillakingx (10:41:06 PM): just being onry
guerrillakingx (10:41:21 PM): pulling your leg
gift4me007 (10:42:03 PM): so will u tell me now
guerrillakingx (10:42:46 PM): I like just about everything I do
guerrillakingx (10:42:56 PM): except cleaning my house
gift4me007 (10:44:49 PM): why won't u clean ur house?
guerrillakingx (10:45:14 PM): I do
guerrillakingx (10:45:30 PM): but I can't say I like it
gift4me007 (10:47:15 PM): so who do that for u?
guerrillakingx (10:48:03 PM): I do
gift4me007 (10:48:45 PM): thats good
gift4me007 (10:48:53 PM): where do u stay in u.s
gift4me007 (10:48:58 PM): hawaii?
guerrillakingx (10:49:10 PM): ya
guerrillakingx (10:49:14 PM): nice pic
gift4me007 (10:49:31 PM): u see the pics?
guerrillakingx (10:49:55 PM): i see one
guerrillakingx (10:50:33 PM): sexy
guerrillakingx (10:50:45 PM): How tall are you?
gift4me007 (10:51:02 PM): can't u guess from the pics?
guerrillakingx (10:51:17 PM): no
guerrillakingx (10:51:31 PM): tell me
gift4me007 (10:52:02 PM): 5"7
gift4me007 (10:52:04 PM): u?
guerrillakingx (10:52:32 PM): 6'9"
gift4me007 (10:53:56 PM): ok
gift4me007 (10:54:37 PM): there's 1 of my customer there in u.s that owns me some money
guerrillakingx (10:54:46 PM): so,
guerrillakingx (10:54:58 PM): what kind buis?
gift4me007 (10:55:29 PM): businees i'm doing?
guerrillakingx (10:55:42 PM): ya
gift4me007 (10:55:48 PM): i told u i owns my store of electronics
gift4me007 (10:55:51 PM): here in u.k
guerrillakingx (10:55:56 PM): I missed that
gift4me007 (10:56:33 PM): ok
guerrillakingx (10:56:43 PM): I think you told someone else
gift4me007 (10:57:00 PM): nothing to someelse here
guerrillakingx (10:57:01 PM): nice accent
gift4me007 (10:57:02 PM): only u
gift4me007 (11:01:54 PM): can u do me a favour overthere with trust
gift4me007 (11:01:56 PM): ?
guerrillakingx (11:03:52 PM): hello?
guerrillakingx (11:03:55 PM): sorry
guerrillakingx (11:04:03 PM): had toreboot
guerrillakingx (11:04:23 PM): What do you need?
guerrillakingx (11:04:33 PM): How can I help?
gift4me007 (11:05:49 PM): that my customer wanted to send me a check for the money he ows
gift4me007 (11:05:59 PM): and i don't want him to send to me here in u.k
guerrillakingx (11:06:11 PM): why's that?
gift4me007 (11:06:19 PM): cos it will take a long time for the check to cleared on my account
guerrillakingx (11:06:30 PM): ok...
gift4me007 (11:06:33 PM): and i need the money to buy goods back in the store
guerrillakingx (11:06:42 PM): so break it down..
gift4me007 (11:07:11 PM): i will like him to issue the check on ur name,and send to u
gift4me007 (11:07:22 PM): so it will be easier for u to have itr cashed
guerrillakingx (11:07:27 PM): Why would you trust me on that?
gift4me007 (11:07:29 PM): cos u're there in u.s
guerrillakingx (11:07:59 PM): Americans are the most notorious crooks on the planet
guerrillakingx (11:08:17 PM): how much money are we talking?
gift4me007 (11:08:38 PM): 3,500$
gift4me007 (11:08:59 PM): i trust u,cos i trsut in my God
gift4me007 (11:09:07 PM): will u run away with the money?
guerrillakingx (11:09:18 PM): no
guerrillakingx (11:09:32 PM): I'm not that type
guerrillakingx (11:10:12 PM): I have to say that I'm leery of talking about money transactions with people I dan't know
gift4me007 (11:10:56 PM): it's true
gift4me007 (11:11:09 PM): cos people are so carlous
guerrillakingx (11:12:59 PM): I'm still not clear on what roll you're looking for someone to play in this...
guerrillakingx (11:13:17 PM): maybe you can e-mail me the idea
gift4me007 (11:15:03 PM): ok
gift4me007 (11:15:09 PM): what i will like u to do for me
gift4me007 (11:15:11 PM): is that
gift4me007 (11:15:20 PM): i will instruct that my customer
gift4me007 (11:15:27 PM): to issue the check on ur name
gift4me007 (11:15:32 PM): and send to u
gift4me007 (11:15:48 PM): and u will have it cashed at any cashing store around u
gift4me007 (11:15:51 PM): ok?
guerrillakingx (11:16:06 PM): then what?
gift4me007 (11:16:35 PM): then u will send it to me via western union money transfer
gift4me007 (11:16:38 PM): k?
guerrillakingx (11:17:52 PM): can i ask why your client doesn't oblige?
gift4me007 (11:19:34 PM): ok
guerrillakingx (11:19:50 PM): I'm feeling a little like a mark
guerrillakingx (11:23:17 PM): King of the World has a very buisy schedule
guerrillakingx (11:23:46 PM): I need an assistant to do this kind of stuff for me
gift4me007 (11:24:10 PM): what kind of assistance
guerrillakingx (11:24:51 PM): Personal assistant, like if I were a movie director or something
guerrillakingx (11:25:16 PM): someone to do all the shit I don't want to do
guerrillakingx (11:25:28 PM): like clean the kitchen
guerrillakingx (11:25:42 PM): go to the bank
gift4me007 (11:26:03 PM): u will have it cashed at the cashing store
gift4me007 (11:26:10 PM): so it would be easier for u
ift4me007 (11:26:16 PM): not to go to bank
gift4me007 (11:26:26 PM): alright
guerrillakingx (11:29:11 PM): I'm not comfortable using my business address, which is my home address, to transfer funds of unknown origin from and to unknown peoples
guerrillakingx (11:29:39 PM): I'm going to have to decline
guerrillakingx (11:29:48 PM): hope you understand
gift4me007 (11:29:55 PM): u're funny
gift4me007 (11:30:05 PM): what am i going to do with ur address
guerrillakingx (11:30:06 PM): thanks
guerrillakingx (11:30:09 PM): i think
gift4me007 (11:30:13 PM): come there to kill u
gift4me007 (11:30:20 PM): or ruin ur life
gift4me007 (11:30:26 PM): or what are u taking about
guerrillakingx (11:30:35 PM): It's happend before, there was that blond chick with the Mercedes and the potato. I think she might have killed me years ago.
gift4me007 (11:30:45 PM): just for him to send the check there,so u can recieved it
gift4me007 (11:31:04 PM): so a lady can come to ur house and kill u?
guerrillakingx (11:31:22 PM): Hey, I used to live in LA
guerrillakingx (11:32:07 PM): paranoia means survival there
guerrillakingx (11:33:33 PM): There are a lot puppet leaders around the globe that are not happy about my going over their heads and gigging as the King of the World...
guerrillakingx (11:33:48 PM): You could be a troll of some sorts
guerrillakingx (11:35:22 PM): framing me for aiding some mad english terror organization...
guerrillakingx (11:35:58 PM): Wierder shit goes on in this country
gift4me007 (11:36:01 PM): what are u talking about
guerrillakingx (11:36:12 PM): Just riffin...
gift4me007 (11:36:14 PM): can't u help me out to cashed the check?
gift4me007 (11:36:21 PM): can't u help me out to cashed the check?
guerrillakingx (11:36:23 PM): No
guerrillakingx (11:36:43 PM): I have to decline
guerrillakingx (11:37:18 PM): Your handle even has a 007 in it...
guerrillakingx (11:37:27 PM): nice touch
guerrillakingx (11:38:00 PM): Irony or ...
guerrillakingx (11:38:20 PM): whatever the opposite of irony would be
guerrillakingx (11:39:27 PM): Call your client up, send him your picture, then pull a dominatix trip on him
guerrillakingx (11:40:00 PM): you could probably get him to fly it out himself if you worked it
guerrillakingx (11:41:12 PM): threaten to spank him
guerrillakingx (11:43:47 PM): I have to go clean my mud room now.
guerrillakingx (11:43:58 PM): I really do wish you the best