Thursday, September 30, 2004

Pick-Up Bar: Mr. Kamborra

kamborra: hello
guerrillakingx: hey
kamborra: how are you doing today
guerrillakingx: ya
guerrillakingx: excellent
guerrillakingx: you?
kamborra: ok good
kamborra: ok now my name is Mr kamborra paul are you so what is your name and where you from
BUZZ!!!
guerrillakingx: My friends call me Dark, I'm in
guerrillakingx: Honolulu
kamborra: can you call me
guerrillakingx: no
guerrillakingx: i don't know you
guerrillakingx: I hardly call my mom
kamborra: but you call me you friend
guerrillakingx: Acquaintance
guerrillakingx: I don't use the word friend that liberally
kamborra: ok
guerrillakingx: What can the King do for you?
kamborra: i will like you to be my good friend
guerrillakingx: How so?
kamborra: my name is Mr kamborra paul are you what is you name and where you from tell me ok
guerrillakingx: I did already
guerrillakingx: I'm the King
guerrillakingx: in Honolulu
kamborra: PLS YOU IS WHAT
guerrillakingx: King of the World
guerrillakingx: I've been keeping a low profile...
kamborra: OK GOOD OF YOU OK
kamborra: OK NOW I WHAT TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOU OK SO CAN YOU GIVE ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES SO I CAN SEND IT TO YOU OK
guerrillakingx: I'm already in business
guerrillakingx: let me guess, you are in Nigeria...
guerrillakingx: Something about gold or oil, need a foreign contact, bla bla
guerrillakingx: ya?
guerrillakingx: Mr. Kamborra?
kamborra: where are you from???
guerrillakingx: I told you twice already
kamborra: which dirty KING
guerrillakingx: Still want to lay your business idea on me?
guerrillakingx: hey. no need to be rude
kamborra: I GUESS I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU
guerrillakingx: ok
guerrillakingx: and still you are not happy
kamborra: OF CORSE YESSSSSSS
guerrillakingx: I'll talk about other stuff, I'm beyond the money facination though
BUZZ!!!
guerrillakingx: Whay are you buzzing?
guerrillakingx: what do you want?
kamborra: WHO IS BUZZING,SMOKE SOMETHING?
guerrillakingx: Not yet...
guerrillakingx: Hold on
guerrillakingx: Thanks for reminding, short term memory, you know..
guerrillakingx: ...talk of friendship as a pretense to scam me...
kamborra: OK
guerrillakingx: you should be ashamed
guerrillakingx: Ok, I'm smoking something now...
kamborra: WHY SHOULD I BE ASHMED,WHO EVER TOLD YOU TO PUT THAT PICS ON THE COMP IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
kamborra: YOUR FACE JUST PUT SOME VIRUS ON MY SYSTEM
guerrillakingx: I don't need advice
guerrillakingx: I think for myself
guerrillakingx: you should try it
guerrillakingx: So, how is life in Nigeria?
guerrillakingx: ok, Mr Kamborra, don't let me keep you from your business...
kamborra: good bye
guerrillakingx: aloha

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